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Here's a version of our raunchiest song with the f-words bleeped out, so you can play it within earshot of pets, children, and other delicate souls.

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I see you at the bar there
You're all tucked in and stiffed up
Sippin' from your little cup, your little cup
Boy, why are your clothes so clean?
Ooh, baby, I'd be so obscene

Your button-up is such a tease
A hint of skin
Oh, I wanna see you on your knees, on your knees
Boy, I've seen you in my dreams

I wanna BLEEP you cross-eyed
I wanna get all scrunched up
I wanna pop your buttons off
I wanna BLEEP you crossed-eyed

I break you down with one request
A little wink
I tell you, "Baby, loosen up, loosen up!"
You're gonna get, you won't regret
You're betting on a winning bet

The taxi ride it isn't long
Yeah, you belong
I tip the cabbie way too much, way too much
'Cause I ain't gonna wait for change

I wanna BLEEP you cross-eyed
I wanna get all scrunched up
I wanna pop your buttons off
I wanna BLEEP but

I don't believe your clothes are dry clean only
Your seam is ripped, your stitch undone
and it's all because of a little fun
I can't believe your shirt says dry clean only
I'll make a stain that won't come out
Your dry cleaner's gonna scream and shout

I wanna BLEEP you cross-eyed
I wanna get all scrunched up
I wanna pop your buttons off

I wanna BLEEP you cross-eyed
I wanna BLEEP you tongue-tied
I wanna BLEEP you inside out
I wanna BLEEP you cross-eyed

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from That's That And The What's What, released September 5, 2013

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That's That And The What's What Chicago, Illinois

Our favorite publications include "Get Bent Quarterly", "National Turbographix", and the labels on bottles of Dead Raccoon. We smoke five packs of wolves a day. Three-time Junior National Wonder Rat Champions. Friends of Mr. Taco.

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