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This song is about Dead Raccoon, our favorite brand of whiskey.


It ain't for college girls on Friday nights
It ain't for mama's boys or tickle fights
It ain't for spiking punch at senior proms
It ain't for barbecues or soccer moms

Next to the railroad tracks
Casino parking lots
Gas station bathroom stalls
Wrapped in a paper bag
Beneath the underpass
That's where you take the fall

Wear the mask™
Dead Raccoon

Tastes like the inside of a stripper's mouth
Burns like a tire fire going down

The flames flare up inside a rusty oil drum
You clutch your trusty flask
And if tomorrow comes you'll make it rue the day
It's time to wear the mask

Wear the mask™
Dead Raccoon

"Every bottle of Dead Raccoon begins with the finest barley... harvested from some Midwestern plain previously soiled from intentional sewage runoff. Near Zug Island.

Hi, I'm John Ugolini, and when I want to unwind right down to the spool—when I really want to hurt some people's feelings—I reach for the only beverage carelessly filtered through the polyester wedding gowns of mail-order brides and distilled in discarded inner tubes from the Indiana Beach Lazy River. Dead Raccoon: Now available in Syrup Flavor. Wear the mask.™"

Wear the mask™
Dead Raccoon


from That's That And The What's What, released September 5, 2013



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That's That And The What's What Chicago, Illinois

Our favorite publications include "Get Bent Quarterly", "National Turbographix", and the labels on bottles of Dead Raccoon. We smoke five packs of wolves a day. Three-time Junior National Wonder Rat Champions. Friends of Mr. Taco.

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